Today is one of the most special days of the year. It is a tradition that has been around for nearly three decades and is a time for all people to celebrate the birth of a powerful and wonderful friend. This person to which you should shower with many gifts and kind words is of course none other than ME! Let us take a moment of silence to remember all the great things I have accomplished on earth.............. Is that enough time, take as long as you need......... O.k. so I'm not as great as 95% of the world, but whatever, I have a b e a utiful wife, baby, family and friends. Yes friends you are beautiful too. Anyways thanks for letting me go one about my wonderful self.